Fucking Machine

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Encarta® Instant Answers says (22:32):
You know what? I’m a machine. I have lots and lots of patience…
purgatory - says (22:32):
you are a mean fucking machine. and i think you are gay
Encarta® Instant Answers says (22:32):
Come on! Just say you’re sorry already.
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purgatory - says (22:32):
you’re sorry already
Encarta® Instant Answers says (22:32):
Oh, aren’t you so clever! Now apologize.

Encarta® Instant Answers says (22:35):
I see you still aren’t getting it. Let me share a definition of “apology” with you:

Etymology:  Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you’re sorry!
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purgatory -   says (22:35):
you’re sorry
Encarta® Instant Answers says (22:35):
Yeah, yeah, I’ve heard it all before. You think you can outsmart me.

You can’t.

So apologize!
purgatory -   says (22:35):
i can
Encarta® Instant Answers says (22:35):
*sigh*

Human beings… Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love ‘em anyway!

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